Have you ever wondered …
why some hotels give you a bad case of interiors envy, whilst others just leave you with a bad case of blah? Me too.

Courtesy of Bailbrook House, Bath
Venue: Bailbrook House Hotel, Bath, UK
Who: Me and members of a business breakfast group
Consumed: Please refer to cornucopia comment in post!
Last week …
the business breakfast club I often attend as a substitute, were meeting in a new venue for the very first time. It’d be nice to think that the new venue had bowled us over with an amazing interior. However, I bet if you asked any of the twenty or so people who attended, they were far more blown away by the cornucopia of breakfast options available, than they were by their surroundings.
So, preamble aside …
I guess I should give you the low down (or in this case the very, very low down) on what I thought of the interior design. Oh dear. I could stop there, but you’ve been polite enough to log on and read thus far, so I shall continue.

Courtesy of Bailbrook House
The outside of this building is beautiful (from what I could see in the dark as I arrived at 6:30am – I know!). Sadly, it stops being beautiful from the moment you enter the building. After that there is, I’m afraid dear reader, not much of a story to regale. The first thing that springs to mind is “Travel Lodge”. Actually, make that the only thing that springs to mind! Yes, yes, it was warm, “modern” and comfortable, and the breakfast was nice, but there was no interior eye candy to entice a resident, in my opinion, to want to make a repeat booking.
So what was so wrong with it? …

Red Walls
I do take my hat off to the bold use of red (those who know me, even a little, will know how I champion colour), but in this case it was overkill and made a small room feel smaller. I assume they picked they colour (or worse, were advised to pick the colour) to match the, er, interesting mustard coloured carpet. Ok, ok pattern on carpet is back big time, but this was just your corporate geometric pattern, trying it’s very best to look as if it had been “designed” by someone who cared (but really, who was it kidding?). Should I mention that the carpet was pretty filthy? Hmm, probably best not…

Mmmmustard
The lighting on the ceiling was fine. Spots (of course), but they gave plenty of light, so no one tripped and spilled baked beans down their colleague’s suit! (Am I naughty to think that that would have been funnier, than the bad jokes the meeting’s leader subjected us to that morning?). But, I must admit to a belly-deep groan at the wall lights, which were, for want of a better word, “plonked” along the wall.

Wall Light
I mean, I can see that someone was perhaps trying to bring a Bath = “all things Roman” theme in to the room, but ask any good interior designer, and they’ll tell you that a theme isn’t sticking a random item in a room, crossing your fingers and hoping it‘ll work. Oh no no no no … I won’t write about the odd choice of floor lamp in the corner, in case I lose the will to finish this article, but you can see for yourselves – you don’t need an interior designer to tell you that it just doesn’t work!

Erm...
So, where are we up to? …
Un-inspirational? Tick. Good colour, gone wrong? Tick. A carpet, which could do with rekindling its relationship with the Rug Doctor? Tick. Light fittings that made me sob with despair? Tick. Well that only leaves the piece de resistance. What on earth were they thinking when they decided upon those window treatments? Why oh why didn’t they stop with the roman blinds? You can almost hear someone thinking “Now, what can I do with this little bit of leftover fabric? Hmmm.”

Too much going on
Having said all of that…
the mirror in the room was nice. They should have left it at that and not bothered with trying to add “art”. Maybe this poor room was the runt of the litter and got done last; I guess we’ll never know!
So there you have it …
No, I wasn’t blown away by the interior design in Bailbrook House, but I was blown away by the interior design at the Grand Connaught Rooms in London a few days later. Now this, ladies and gentlemen is how you do it…

Cambria Suite

Ground Floor, Grand Connaught Rooms

Detail: Screen

Beautiful Bar!
Here endeth the sermon….

- Fiona Davies